FUN TIME

ONE AT A TIME
Rina: How many children have you got?
Ameena: Two boys and a girl.
Rina: That's three altogether.
Ameena: No - one at a time!

ADVERTISING PURPOSE
Customer: Do you call this a full meal? You served me twice as much yesterday.
Waitress: Where did you sit yesterday?
Customer: By the window.
Waitress: Oh, that's why. We do that for advertising purposes - it gives people passing by the impression that this is a good restaurant!

BRING THEM TOGETHER
Ronit: Do you want to come to a party tonight?
Rajat: I can't. I'm going to see Romeo and Juliet.
Ronit: Well, bring them along as well!

UNCLE OR AUNT?
Monica: Has your sister had her baby yet?
Ruchika: Yes, she sent me an e-mail, but she didn't say whether it was a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether I'm an aunt or an uncle!

NO NEED KNIFE AND FORK
Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner at Parth's house, use your knife and fork properly.
Dhruv: Mummy, is it necessary that I use a knife and fork?
Mother: Of course you must!
Dhruv: But the soup will never stay on them!

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